Updated July 2026

Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names (2026)

Every good Eagles fantasy name is either a pun on a Eagles star or an inside joke only the fanbase gets. Both lists below.

Philly fans will climb a greased light pole in December in a snowstorm to celebrate a win, so of course their fantasy team names need the same unhinged energy. Between the Tush Push, the Philly Special, and a fan base that boos its own if it has to, the Eagles bring a chaotic pride unlike anywhere else. Name your squad like you're one Eagles win away from setting a Wawa hoagie on fire in celebration.

Puns on Eagles stars

  • The Hurts Locker
  • Hurts So Good
  • DeVonta Smith And The Bandit
  • Saquon Of A Gun
  • Barkley's Angels
  • A.J. Brown Sugar
  • Brown Eyed Girl
  • DeVonta's Inferno
  • Smith And Wesson
  • Jalen And Tonic
  • Push The Tush
  • Tush Push Champions
  • Hurts To Be This Good
  • Cooper DeJean's Dream
  • Lane Johnson's House
  • The Kelce Concept
  • Reid's Revenge
  • Sirianni Says Relax
  • Hurts Feelings
  • AJ To The World

Eagles culture names

  • Greased Pole Champions
  • The Philly Special Delivery
  • Boo Birds Of Prey
  • Wawa Hoagie Heroes
  • Fly Eagles Fly By Night
  • Underdog Masks On
  • E-A-G-L-E-S League Champs
  • Snowball Santa Squad
  • Linc Or Swim
  • Tush Push Nation
  • Broad Street Bullies Cousin Team
  • No Fluke, Just Luck

Names for Eagles player pages

Drafted one of these Eagles players specifically? Their pages have names built around that pick.

Won big last week? Changing your team name mid-season to something taunting your league after a signature Eagles win isn't against the rules — it's practically a tradition.